omg.

i always see this and think, wow, what insight into myself, why would i ever stop writing these ridiculous beacons of hope for other people who suck at life?

and then i realize i haven’t updated it in like a year but that’s what i said i was going to do in the very beginning so i guess it’s okay right? because i’m on track.

i’ve been doing way better lately! except that i have a big ol’ pile of bills and just got back from a major cash-extruding vacation and also my boyfriend and i blew through like five grand of tuition loans in like three months or so.

pfft. workin’ on a wordpress project, so i’ll be back.

fuck it.

i am not going to class and i will tell you why right now.

out of 13 possible classes last week, i made it to 3. that is fucking pathetic. but here are my excuses:

9am class, missed four times: he just rehashes the text book anyway! i actually read the text book and i know he’s rehashing so why do i need to go listen to him? i do not and it would be a waste of my hard earned text book money to continue to do so. not attending my 9am class is thrifty.

10am class, missed four times: this is one that i absolutely need to go to but hear me out: they were accidents. accidental missings. the first two was like i don’t know the alarm didn’t go off properly or something. and the second two were like my boyfriend had to go to court so i guess that’s just one. okay alarm clock again. i swear i sleep snooze.

12pm class, missed once. i have a two-hour noon class every day monday through thursday and i missed it on tuesday this week. OH YES NOW I REMEMBER monday was my boyfriend’s birthday and he and his loud friends were over here playing video games and drinking beer and i didn’t get any sleep at all. it was ridiculous. you would have slept until 2 in the afternoon too.

okay so that’s like…nine. which doesn’t make sense. uh. also i think i may have 12 classes a week instead of 13. WHATEVER. the point is i’ll still do awesome in school and everything will be peachy so don’t you worry.

six days later.

so the boy and i bought an xbox 360. this has come to no surprise to anybody because we are giant nerds and must have all forms of media available. there is no excuse to ever be bored at our house because with this new purchase we now have a wii, ps2, ds, all kinds of games for each one, a respectable dvd library, and a wireless network. what am i missing? oh yes debt up to our eyebrows.

if you need me i will be rocking out to guitar hero or possibly attending to my piñatas.

procrastination.

waiting until 8 hours before a speech is due makes you a stronger thinker and more prepared for future challenges.

post-justification of my own actions.

i still smoke pot when i get drunk.

(needless to say, it did not look this good.) 

but that’s okay right? because the only reason i quit smoking pot in the first place is because i get supremely paranoid and curl up in a ball and don’t talk to anyone.  and when i’m drunk i lost all inhibition and can’t stop talking to people so it’s okay.

an increase in the consumption of marijuana -> a decrease in the quantity of a social life.

an increase in the consumption of marijuana + an increase in the consumption of alcohol -> an increase in the quantity of a social life.

don’t tell me that you don’t have to drink and smoke to be cool. ECONOMICS DOES NOT LIE.

but then i again i guess i forgot about that whole “responsibility” thing. fuck. 

post-justification of my own actions

i can’t afford to stop smoking.

because what with all the money i give this fucking university, i better invest what little i have now into cancer, because when i’m dead, at least i won’t have to pay back the loans.

one can only dream.

post-justification of my own actions

i’m sick.

i called off work this morning and slept in an extra hour or two.

later apparently i was well enough to run around uptown doing things that i had put off for three days or so and then attend classes until 6PM.

it’s okay though right?

i’m here to further my education, not to be a devoted worker to the underpaid boringness that is the library.