god is such a drag.

i am so tired. fuck college. i’m dropping out and working at wal-mart for the rest of my life.

yesterday my accounting professor tried to describe some asinine math that suggests that college students are actually making $300 an hour attending class and studying. fuck her.

i ate too many teddy grahams after the worst soup ever. apparently there is a difference between chunky’s potato with steak and steak and potato. that’s bullshit. they should have at least mentioned that the latter contained the grossest mushrooms i’ve ever consumed. puke puke puke.

speaking of which, i guess it wasn’t the worst soup ever. the worst was the can of campbell’s chicken noodle that my friend mickey made, drunk as fuck, while standing over a boy violently vomiting while passed out on the carpet below.

i’m wearing my red fleece hoodie and red fleece pants set and i’m all red and cozy. i asked rachel if she wanted a hug and she declined because she was scared to fall asleep, because that’s how damn cozy i am.

bye.