procrastination.

waiting until 8 hours before a speech is due makes you a stronger thinker and more prepared for future challenges.

time warp.

it’s 10:23.

we’re just about to go out.

people in athens don’t go out until like 11.

if i were still in phila right now i’d already be drunk and yelling at people.

ugh.

thank GOD i just found some midol in my desk.

i’m pretty sure it’s nap time.

84%

god i’m so STUPID.

i put an answer for the last question that DIDN’T EVEN ANSWER THE QUESTION.

i put an answer for the last question that answered a question that I DIDN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND.

i put an answer for the last question that was obviously not the correct answer which i would have known had i THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR AT LEAST ONE SECOND.

but, i…

uh.

this actually isn’t self-affirming at all. FUCK.

raining in january.

it’s raining in athens. SURPRISE.

on my way home from work, i was walking down the street and noticed a jeep coming towards a rather large puddle beside me. i paused, with what i imagine to be a look of mixed horror and caution, and watched it slow down. when i looked up, the man driving had a huge grin on his face. i grinned back as i scurried off.

directly after that i imagined that he would write about it in his blog.

having decided that that seemed improbable, i’m writing about it here, so that it may be documented for all the internet to see. maybe he’ll come visit some day.

in conclusion, WHY IS IT RAINING IN JANUARY?! stop it, please. ohio, why don’t you remember what winter is?

IN REAL LIFE. in dreams.

i had a dream that i blew off one of my old best friends that i hardly ever see to hang out with him IN REAL LIFE for the first time.

i had a dream that the two of us actually hung out IN REAL LIFE and we went to the mall and there was actually a store that sold vintage nintendo games and we sipped expensive caffienated beverages.

i had a dream that the two of us went to a bar IN REAL LIFE and we kissed but a fight broke out and my step-grandmother-in-law made me take home my step-uncle and so i put him in his car and then HE followed me there and gave me a ride back and we kissed some more.

dreams are bullshit.

mommy is one of the chosen people, and daddy thinks jesus is magic.

this is one of the sexiest, funniest, most awesome people that i’ve ever heard talk in my entire life.

go see her fucking movie.

post-justification of my own actions.

i still smoke pot when i get drunk.

(needless to say, it did not look this good.) 

but that’s okay right? because the only reason i quit smoking pot in the first place is because i get supremely paranoid and curl up in a ball and don’t talk to anyone.  and when i’m drunk i lost all inhibition and can’t stop talking to people so it’s okay.

an increase in the consumption of marijuana -> a decrease in the quantity of a social life.

an increase in the consumption of marijuana + an increase in the consumption of alcohol -> an increase in the quantity of a social life.

don’t tell me that you don’t have to drink and smoke to be cool. ECONOMICS DOES NOT LIE.

but then i again i guess i forgot about that whole “responsibility” thing. fuck. 

last night

last night i got went to a porn store in west virginia with some friends and i helped them pick out vibrators and then i went to my friend mickey’s and then i drank some beer and then i took some pictures and then i went to smoke pot with a kid that has a lisp and another kid that looked like the drummer from that thing you do! and then i walked home in the freezing rain and then i watched donnie darko twice. i don’t remember actually watching it either time.

 

and i still haven’t gone to see jesus is magic yet.

fuck.

shameless rambling

omg.

look at my eyebrows!

i must’ve ignored them for a while. jesus!

i don’t even think i can go outside looking like this!

where are my tweezers?!

oh god.